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14) 넌 뭐야?

"Step away from Taehyung," Yoongi warned, crossing his arms with disapproval.

Kat sulked and took a couple of steps away from the sleeping boy. Yoongi sighed and waited impatiently for the guys to come down because he really wasn't the best with initiating conversations. Especially with girls who he've never met before, in his life. He tried to avoid eye contact with Kat but it seemed almost impossible due to the fact that she kept on staring at him tentatively. Yoongi was about to open his mouth and ask her to politely stop looking at him when he heard a rumble of voices from above.

"Finally," both Yoongi and Kat muttered under their breath and quickly covered it up with nervous smiles on their faces.

"Wow, Yoongi hyung, I never knew that you would be the first to even approach a girl," a high-pitched voice came from not too far.

Kat knew that voice from anywhere. She shot her head up and gulped when she saw the one and only Park Jimin. Now, it was true that Jeon Jungkook was her ultimate bias but that didn't mean that she never had a bias crusher. Every fan had one and for her, it was Park Jimin; the one with no jams. In the beginning when she listened to Bangtan's newest song, I Need You, she was captivated by not Jeon Jungkook but Park Jimin. Of course, Kat was scared that she wouldn't love Jungkook as her bias anymore so eventually, she held the admire for Jimin deep in the back her mind. That was until the gift of God walked towards her and Kat couldn't help but smile in the end.

"Shut up, Jimin. I wasn't playing with her, I just saw her too close to Taehyung and warned her that's all," Yoongi murmured, rubbing the back of his neck feverishly.

Jimin smirked and patted Yoongi on the head, earning a scoff from Yoongi. How adorable he was, the little ball of floof. Beside Jimin stood Jungkook who smiled awkwardly towards Kat. Kat caught this in an instant and smiled back naturally. There was a lot of smiling going on between the two.

"Okay so, I've concluded that all of y'll are dumb idiots. How could you not notice the girl in front of us and just go your own way?" Jin pointed out, his shoulders slumped with disappointment, "Geez, manners..."

Kat was about to laugh it off and say it was okay since he looked pretty annoyed; probably from being woken up too early, when a deep voice interrupted her, "Jin hyung's right. C'mon let's at least allow her to sit. She's probably scared as fuck."

Jin slapped Namjoon on the head, "Language."

Kat pursued her lips and wiped her sweaty hands on her jeans. These guys were scarier than those Bangtan Bombs she watched on Youtube.

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"Please don't tell me you're a sasaeng fan and you've come for Jungkook's nudes or you'll leak our newest songs and try to ruin us in our nightmares," all of the boys except for Jungkook and Taehyung who had finally woken up, begged in sync.

Kat registered the words in her mind for a second and almost burst out of laughter, "What? Jungkook's nudes? Leaking your songs? Come haunt you guys? Is this how you portrait your fans? I'm very offended."

Namjoon shook his head quickly and added, "Well, it's not that but the only fans we've mostly ever had this close contact were sasaeng fans and they were pretty scary.. They once tried to rob Hoseok's hair to create a clone of him."

Hoseok shivered, rocking his body back and forth, "Damnit, d-don't fucking remind me. That was the most scariest moment of my life."

The rest of the boys nodded in agreement.

"Don't worry, I'm not going to stalk you guys. I can always do it on Twitter anyway-" Kat covered her mouth and hoped that none of the boys heard that.

"You what?" they asked, their eyes holding weariness.

"Nothing! I said nothing!" Kat laughed trying to change the subject, "So, um is that the only question you wanted to ask?"

The boys looked at each other with curiosity and expected someone to ask Kat a question. Looks like their hunch came true because Taehyung raised his hand and had a smirk on his face.

Kat was hesitant to call on him but reluctantly gave him a signal to go ahead.

"So if you had to choose, which member do you like the best? Or even prefer to be your.. lover?" he asked, a mischievous glint in his eyes.

As if that specific question depended on their lives, all of the boys turned to Kat with full attention and waited for her answer. Kat swore to herself that she would murder Kim Taehyung before he could even perform his next live stage.

"Do I have to answer this?" Kat asked back, not wanting to say it. "I love all of you guys equally. I'm pretty sure every fan does."

Taehyung was about to respond when all of a sudden, the door burst open and a scream erupted from the frame, "Holy shit, are you in there, Kat?!"

Hoseok yelped and immediately grabbed the baseball bat from earlier while all of the boys stood up from the couch, startled.

Well, all except for Kat since she knew this voice was way too familiar, "Delia?"

A foreign head popped through the frame and smiled brightly, "Kat, you're alive! Oh thank the lord I thought you were a goner. I mean, I know this is the Bts but they're still teenagers full with hormones, who knows what they could've done to you? They could've had an org-"

"Okay, I get it!" Kat stopped her from saying the last word.

Delia stepped inside, avoided the bits of wood on the floor that were once part of something called a door, and hugged Kat tightly.

"Wait, Delia. How did you even find me? Have you been following me around?" Kat asked suspiciously.

"No, silly! I just attached a GPS chip on your bra strap the last time you were changing at our house. I knew something like this was bound to happen one day and would you look at that, it did! You can thank me later," Delia smiled as if this was a proud thing.

Kat was furious and also flustered when she heard the word "bra". She took a glance behind her to see the boys had taken a sudden interest at the rug on the ground and had their eyes glued to it.

"Delia, you're dead to me," Kat growled lowly and smiled once again towards the boys, "This is my moronic friend called Delia. As you can see, she's a little high right now, excuse her. But don't worry, she's harmless as a fly so you can put the baseball bat down."

Hoseok dropped the bat lightly on the floor as the rest of the boys were reassured. Jungkook sighed with relief and whispered to himself, "I'm meeting too many random strangers these days."

"One question," the girlish voice perked up.

Everyone in the room turned their full attention, anticipating her question.

Delia giggled nervously, cocking her head sideways, "Do I have to pay for the damage?"