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I ran to his house and broke the window.

"RAWR. I'M A DINOSAUR AND I LIEK U A LUT MATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-TAY. WILL U MARRIE ME?"

I got down on one knee and Matthew just gave me the 'WHAT THE FUCK DUDE' face. He eventually looked at me sweetly and kissed me.

"YES. I WILL MARRY U. I ALSO LIEK U A LOT. HAVE MY BABIES." He kissed me and took off all my clothes.

"LET'S MAKE BABIES GILLLL."

Then we started eating each other's faces while playing star wars.

"OH GIL. MMMM. FEEELS GOOOD."~


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After the star wars thing Gil planted his seed in Matthew's mangina. Now he is pregnant with 20-druplets.


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