Normal conversation with humans

Melon

Playing minecraft with my bro. SALLY THE TOILET FAIRY!!!

So we were doing the tutorial thing for it. Sally was doing parkour at night, and then he was attacked by a lot of mobs.

He was eating a melon to help with his health; then a spider attacked him. The spider was all Titan on his ass.

And this is our convo.

STTF: Ahhh ok I need to eat. *eats a melon*

Kat: Hey you do know that there is a-

*spider attack!!*

STTF: I SWUNG MY MELON AT YOU!!!!

*dies*

*we die of laughter*

Kat: Really, I swing my melon at you?

STTF: I said 'I drop my melon at you'.

Kat: it's going in as 'I swung my melon at you'.

And because if that we have another chapter. Also that picture is the reason I don't get pretzels. (Auto correct changed it to pregnant!! XD WTF)