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bucket list!

This is my personal bucket list!

I will try to update this to when I complete one!

○=not completed
●=completed

1.)walk up to a kid that looks like me and say I'm from the future.○
2.)ask for a happy meal with extra happy.•
3.)buy bird seed and ask how long it will take for the bird to grow.○
4.)go to the library and ask for a book on how to read○
5.)show a person my ID and ask if they have seen this person.○
6.)bring a stuffed animal to a vet and complain that there is something wrong with it.○
7.)ring a door bell and just state at them.○
8.)walk into an aquarium with a fishing pole.○
9.)call three people and say I can't talk right now.●●●
10.)walk up to a group chatting and ask if we are going to kill him or not.●
11.)help someone with their bucket list.○
12.)go to a crowded elevator and say I bet you are all wondering who I gave gathered you here.●
13.)get tazed.○
14.)put a beagle with cream cheese in a blender and see the out come.○
15.)do these pranks.○
Banana prank□
Caramel onion prank□
Money troll□
Mouse troll□
Post-it notes all over□
Give rocks to teenagers on Halloween that don't wear costumes and think they can get candy□
16.)barricade someone out saying "vive la revolution".●
17.)wear bubble wrap for a day.○
18.)run out of a room screaming long live the king.●
19.)tell people I'm blind for a day.●
20.)do a very crapy Halloween costume one year.●
21.)dress in a green suit and harass the weather man with some friends.○
22.)make a snowman look like it's eating a kid.○
23.)put a balloon with red dye in a snowmans head then when kids walk by stab it.○
24.)eat a whole pizza in one sitting.•
25.)buy ice cream and ask people if they have ever seen a unicorn and smash the ice cream on your head.○

Yes some of those are shocking, but I wanna do them anyways! I am nowhere near done worth my bucket list. Oh well!!!!