LET US ALL TAKE A MOMENT TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS ACTUALLY EXISTS.
Me: If you will excuse me I have to go make a scene.
Ash: No Catie this is an arms race.
Me: *Stops* .... *smiles and grabs her head and hugs it.* Yaaaassss!
Ash: Ehhhhhh.
Me: *Continues to smile really creepy*
Ash: *Strokes my tooth*
Me: Why?!?
Ash: I don't know!!!

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Normal conversation with humans
RandomClever description here. Just conversations I have had!