Normal conversation with humans

The cook

Mothers. That is the topic today. She be making peach cobbler.

Mother: Can you take the 1/4 cup, and fill it with milk twice?

Me: You mean you wnat a half cup of milk?

Mother: Yes.

Me: *Grabs 1/2 cup*

BK: Its a good thing she is pretty.

Me: Keep to your day job mother.