Oh Popsicle!

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So I'm at my friend's house and we're eating popsicles, and she had a big chunk in her mouth; she was complaining on how cold it was.

Me: What did ya take a bite out of it?

DE: No I ahhh...I sucked it off and-

*insert me dying of laughter*

DE: Oh shut up *starts to kick and hit me*

Me: YOU SUCKED IT OFF BWAHAHA *dies laughing*

That ended with her hitting me. Many, many, many times. Many.

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