Normal conversation with humans

The store clerk!

Warning this chapter may contain offensive language!

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Kat: we are such nerds!

Mom: yes you are.

BK: What.

Kat: well it's better then being sluts!

Mom: yes because then you get herpes.

Kat: Yes yes it is!

*maybe 5 minutes later*

Kat: well I'm glad I'm a nerd and not a slut!!!

Clerk: *turns around* well I'm glad I heard that!

Kat: well you should be!

*Walking off*

Mom: at least you didn't say anything about the herpes.