Normal conversation with humans

MILK NIPPLES

So my cat is pregnant and my brother, being the dumb fuck he is, didn't believe me when I said she was. So he felt her belly and her teets which are essential nipples for cats.

Brother: Yep she's pregnant.

Maggie: What do you know about pregnancy!

Brother: Well her milk nipples are...

Me: * dies laughing* Milk nipples! *demon screech*

Maggie: That's never going away.

That picture is of my bestest friend ever. May she always be a random and spontaneous shit.