Normal conversation with humans

Bitch please

This one's by myself. I like my one sided conversation.

Ps that is vriska you will understand later...or maybe not...

Also sorry if you like Vriska, but if you truly do understand homestuck you know...NO ONE LIKES HER!!

So I'm sitting sitting reading my book, and it's all like magical fucking rainbow unicorns. THEN there is person she is like, the Vriska of this book!

She saying all the shit! So I'm like...

Kat: bitch please *puts hand up in a stop motion* calm your tits. Take a deep breath and push it out your ass, because only shit is coming our of your mouth!!

I feel so bad for you if you don't understand the vriska part...but ya bye!!