1.)My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to!\
2.) My love for you is like dirreah. I can't hold it in.
3.) There is something wrong with my contact list.. It doesn't have your number in it.
4.) Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
5.) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
6.) Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
7.) Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
8.) Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
9.) Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
10.) Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
11.) Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
12.) Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
13.)Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
14.)Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.
15.) Are you from Tennessee? ‘cuz your the only ten I see.
16.) You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got fine written all over you.
17.) Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
18.) Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
19.) If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
20.) Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen
21.) Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
22.) Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?
23.) Do you have have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
24.) Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
25.) You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.
26.) See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
27.) I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
28.) What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
29.) I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
30.) Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
