IM A FUCKING WALKING PARADOX. NO IM NOT. THREESOMES WITH A FUCKING TRICERATOPS. REPTARR
~
*Tyler's POV*
I laid in my bed in cabin 420. I can't believe I let this happen. I was gonna be careful. I have feared this happening so much, and it actually did. Well, I hope this won't be too bad.
All of the sudden I heard the door open. It must be my roommate, wonder who he is
"HELLOOO, wow this is such a cute little cabin! I wanna take so many pictures oh my god. Damn, I wish I could have brought my camera, or my cats. Aww I miss my cats. Maybe I had to much coffee? Wait, there's no such THING as to much coffee!"
Dear Jesus I know I don't believe in you, but can you please help me survive this summer. Sincerely yours, tyjo.
"Oh hey! I'm Connor! Sorry it took me so long to get hear but hear I am! I can't believe I'm the first to arrive! Are you gay? Oh well of course you are were all gay! It's kind of ironic that a bunch of gay boys are together at a camp to "cure" our "disease" right? We should totally bang. Well what's your name?"
Please, Jesus. Please save me.
"Well ok. I'm Tyler, n... Wait what did you just say?" Did he just say what I think he said?
"I said what you think I said pretty boy." He explained with a wink. What the frick.
I looked over at the clock and realized that it was time to go out to the main camp grounds.
"Well would you look at the time! You should-d ummm... J-just set your bags d-down, and we have t-to go to the main campgrounds so... Yeah."
I left the cabin and started walking towards the main camp grounds as Connor shut the door and followed me.
"Hey Tyler, wait up!"
"What do you want? If you wan to hook up with me the answer is no. I am not a toy and I won't let you use me."
"What? No? I don't want to hook up with you Tyler, it was just a joke! Look, I'm sorry if I came on too strong, but at a place like this, I think it's a good Idea to have people you can trust. So let's start over. What do you say, friends?"
I smiled and shook his hand "yeah, friends."
We walked to the camp grounds and made small talk on the way there.
"Oh and by the way Tyler, I really like your skirt."
~
OKAY THIS BETTER FUCKING UPLOAD AND NOT LOSE ALL MY WRITING AGAIN. FUCK YOU WATTPAD SUCK MY NONEXISTENT DICK.
OKAY SORRY THIS STORY SUCKS AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS HAPPENING, BUT IM GONNA TRY TO UPDATE AGAIN LATER TODAY.
Stay alive frens |-/
YOU ARE READING
Pastel Princess ~ Joshler ~ boyxboy ~
FanfictionTwenty One Pilots Christian Camp. A place where parents send there kids to knock the gay out of them. Tyler Joseph likes wearing skirts, and Josh Dun likes drinking away his problems.