{Did I spell that right??}
{Btw, all these questions are for matt tbh}
Me: ALRIGHT ARE YOU GUYS READY? tbh i'm kinda excited lmao, that just shows how big of a loser I am oml
narutolover21 :
What happened to Matt? What'd he do with his life?Matt: oh you know I get hoes. *folds arms and leans back*
Christie: He actually works at Starbucks, and he still doesn't have a girlfriend.
Matt: Christie! *sighs dramatically* You ruin my fucking life. Go fuck your boyfriend or something. Whats his name? Justin?
Jesse: ITS JESSE YOU IDIOT DO I EVEN LOOK LIKE A JUSTIN GOD DAMMIT
Christie: *laughs* you need to fucking chill.
@perfxctionist:
Did the mom ever comeback to them or try to reach out
Christie: well no. But we tried to reach out to her.
Matt: She never responded. I wonder if she's even alive.
@perfxctionist:
What's up with Matt's relationship with his dad?
Dad: Well, that motherfucker always has a fucking attitude.
Matt: Whatever. Stoopid ass hoe!!1!
*shoe comes flying out of nowhere and hits matt*
Matt: ow fuck *rubs head*
@VirgoMoonStoner1821:
Are Christie and Jesse married?
Serenity: No, but they sure as hell act like it.
Francis: What, and we don't?
Serenity: *rolls eyes* babe, I never said we didn't. Chill your tits. *z snap*
Francis: I don't have any? *pushes chest out* And seriously the z snap? who does that?
Serenity: *hits chest, causing Francis to hunch over*
Francis: *comes out strained* shit ow *gets hit by an ice pack* fuck
@VirgoMoonStoner1821:
Does Christie still have the fear?
Maxine: That's like asking if Dan loves Phil
Dan: OH BLOODY HELL WOMAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOULD YOU SHUT UP
Phil: What, do you not?
Dan: I-I never said I didn't.
Phil: Okay, just making sure.
Christie: AWWW YOU GUYS ARE COUPLE GOALS LIKE FUCK YALL ARE SO CUTE
Jesse: I thought we were couple goals
Christie: Us too *kisses jesse*
Matt: EW GET A ROOM EW EW EW EW EW EW *gets hit by a truck*
Christie: holy shit you won't kill him, right?
me: ofc not he'll be fine *waves it off*
*matt rolls up in a hospital gurney with ppl pushing him off into the distance*
Christie: *wide eyed* well
me: he'll be fine, no worries
Christie: *shrugs* okay. Oh wait, to VirgoMoonStoner1821, in a way, yes I do still 'have' the fear. I mean, I learned to accept the fact that everyone has fears, and there's never really a way to overcome the fear. But there's acceptance, the ability to accept the fact that we're all screwed up, but that's what makes us beautiful. Our flaws, and even the ability of acceptance.
Jesse: *holds Christie* I'm getting married to her someday. Don't you just love her?
me: well, i feel like this is the perfect place to end this. thanks so much for tuning in, and reading this trash chapter where i thought i was funny.
Dan: Tuning in? Tuning in? Who says that? My grandma. *scoffs*
me: stfu dan or i will unleash moths upon you
Dan: *eyes widen* okay okay
me: as i was saying, thank you guys so much for staying throughout the book and supporting me. :) i love you all. haha, after all the chapter endings being 'ily' i've finally grown onto you guys, and spelt the acronym out. thats how you know i love you truly. thank you again so much. i'm actually going to publish another short story quite soon, called '3 years late' (when you self promo af)
me: okay bye now!!!1!!
Matt: *rolls up all bandaged and in a wheel chair* *stiffly waves* *mutters something from underneath bandages*
Dan + Phil: Bye you guys!!1!
Max: everyone here is with someone but me
Francis + Serenity: *waves*
Jesse: later *salutes like a loser*
Christie: *smiles* bye everyone! nice knowing you
YOU ARE READING
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Ficção Adolescente"When I wake up, I'm afraid someone might take my place."