I can't stand the taste of
chewing tobacco
when you kiss me,
and I hate the way you
smell after a shower.
And I'm sure you hate
that my lips taste like
mint lip balm
and the fact that
I'd kill you over my cats
probably drives you insane.
But the truth is I love the way
you look with chewing tobacco
in your mouth
and I'd much rather you smell
like saw dust and worn out
colonel then nothing.
