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Zee: i found our child
Li: what?
Zee: i found him, im in love Liam.
Li: wait... what
Zee: hes 14 and hes awesome and we're adopting him
Li: i... okay?
Zee: good, because i like him and you'll learn to
Li: we have a son now?
Zee: yup
Li: i thought we'd actually be able to go to an adoption center an pick out the child we thought was ours, but no, Zayn gets the pick
Zee: obviously
Li: whats his name
Zee: Jake
Li: we need to change his last name then
Zee: i like malik
Li: i like payne
Zee: fuck you
Li: Paynlik
Zee: Mayne
Li: ask him what he thinks is better
Zee: okay
Zee: i hate you
Li: why
Zee: he liked Paynlik
Li: HAHA
Zee: i hope you rot in hell
Li: love you
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