Li: Zayn, why is Niall asking me for our "sex tape"?
Zee: cuz he keeps asking me and idk wtf do to so i sent him to you
Li: im still confused
Ni: I just want the damn tape!
Zee: there is no tape!
Ni: Yes there is I've walked in on u two filming it!
Li: ... OH SHIT YEAH
Zee: ... what
Li: that waz two years ago
Lou: i am intrigued.
Harold: i would like to see also
Zee: TF NO
Li: its saved on my laptop
Zee: . . . I DONT FUCKING REMEMBER
Ni: i do that was fucking awesome
Li: i dont remember u walking in
Ni: is cause i opened the door to see what u guys were doin and i just kinda watched
Li: why am i not surprised
Lou: i woulda done the same Ni
Harold: i wouldnt have........ i woulda waited until they showed us the tape
Lou: Same, better angle
Ni: WHICH IS WHY I WANT THE TAPE
Li: for my eyes only ya dicks
