Ni:I ship us
Ash: oh my god, baby, what are you trying to say?
Cal: Niall, back the fuck up, Ashton is mine
Ni: but like. . . Nah.
Ash: Niall. . . I. . . This is all too soon, I mean. . . Calum asked me first and. . . Oh my god. . . This is. . . This is so hard. . .
Lukey: JUST LIKE MY DICK SEEING MICHAEL IN THEM TIGHTS
Liam: calm down tiger
Mikey: Looke calm down
Lukey: I shalt not calmé the fucké downé
Zee: literally me seeing Zac Effron shirtless
Henry: . . . I would say same but then Louis will get pissed off and Ill be the one getting tied up
Li: wait what
Lou: riding him while hes tied up Liam, god your bubble almost burst right here
Li: OH OKAY OMG OKAY
Lukey: Harry. . . Is he as good as I was?
Lou: answer the question Harry
Cal: as soon as you answer whether or not her fucks you better
Lou: your dick is the size of a literal pickle, at least he can get me off.
Zee: OH MY GOD
Li: BUUUUURRRRRRRRN
Ni: SHIIIIIIIT CAL YOU GOT SERVED
Henry: Luke, sex wasnt your best feature, no. But youve grown, so I am not aloud to answer. But I love Louis, he is my best friend my princess. He is everything I could ever ask for. . . So Louis may be better at that who cares, you will get better. But Louis is all I want. . .
Lou: AWW DADDY
Ni: OKAY HERE COME THE TEARS
Li: HARRY STOP
Mikey: HENRY
Zee: HARRY YOU ARSE
Lukey: okay, that was adorable
Cal: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
Ash: ALREADY HAVE