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Li: okay but like. . . Is their a reason why your daughter isn't in this fucking group chat.

Lou: yes

Henry: yeah

Li: why?

Henry: dont ask

Lou: not tellin you

Ash: its cus she cried when she met Michael

Li: really?

Lou: yeah

Mikey: i felt so bad. . .

Zee: pretty sure it wasnt your fault, Mikey.

Lukaz: thats what i keep telling him, but nooooo, my fucking boyfriend wont listen to me right? But he'll listen to me when I call him up to our room for sex

Ni: but like. . . Same Michael

Cal: im tryin to sleep bitches

Ash: aint nobody got time for that

Zee: well i guess Im adding Dazey

Henry: do it at your own risk

Zee has added D

Zee: young child, you have been freed

Li: oh cheesus

D: hi Ziam! Wait. . . DID YOU PUT ME IN A GROUP WITH ALL OF YOU?!?!?!?!?!?! LIKE EVEN FIVE SAUSE

Ni: like. . . Same Daze

Henry: just please dont die, hun

D: *breaths*

Lou: do not die. Your the only person with a vagina that i like other than my sisters and mom

Cal: see that should have been an insult but that just means he loves you

Ash: hes not gonna like you telling his secrets

D: yeah thats not very nice CalPal

Zee: lou, shes not dead.

Li: shoulda bet in it, baby

D: wait, the hedgehog said Id die?

Henry: IM CALLING YOU HEADGEHOG NOW

Mikey: SAME

Lukey: ME 2

Ash: SAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Lou: IM 5'9

Henry: *coughs* 5"4 *coughs*

Lou: You. Sick. Bastard.

D: i think we all noticed, cus Im 5"6 and Im taller.

Li: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Lou: still though, haz! Fuck you!

D: daddy**

Henry: (;

Lou: my wit and your kinky

Ash: this conversation is just great

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