Zee: boi *image attached*
Li: huh?
Zee: you fuckin talkin bout me when bitch dafuq is that
Li: me, acin all sexy. Dats mah sexeh face
Zee: yeah, thats your "shoot my boyfriend up the ass" look you dick
Li: . . . I mean, listen Zee, we just had sex a few hours ago, you wanna tone it down.
Zee: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ABUSE LIMA
Li: when u and your boyfriend are hot and this conversation happens at least once a week
Zee: hot people problems
Li: hey, i mean, we gottem 2
Zee: Peasents are everywhere, Li, everywhere.
Li: you gotta be nice, Zee, or else they won't vote for you
Zee: they're touching me, Lima!
Li: what are we doing?
Zee: i dont fucking know
