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Henry: I wanna play American foot ball.

Li: we played a while a go Im tired

Lou: he means professionally

Ni: wtaf

Lou: i know

Henry: i just. . . I dont know

D: OKAY I LIKE HOW YOU ALL ARE LIKE WTF BUT IM SITTING HERE LIKE HOW HOT WOULD IT BE SO SEE HARRY IN THOSE UNIFORMS WITH BLACK PAINT SMUDGED ON HIS FACE WITH SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN HIS CHIN AND ALL THE GIRLS THROWING THEMSELVES AT HIM BUT HES LIKE "nah, im gay" AND THEN GOES OFF AND MAKES OUT WITH LOUIS RIGHT INFRONT OF THEM

Ni: OKAY BUT LIKE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

Lou: okay, mind is made up you can go play american football

Zee: I WANT SOMEONE TO PHOTOSHOP THIS WTF

Ni: IVE GOT PEOPLE

Li: hahaha you guys are so weird

Lou: but. . . What if he becomes more famous and does want me anymore?

D: listen bitch, he loves you and Harry aint no fuck boy

Henry: wait, i just looked up what its like being a foot ball player, no i dont wanna. They get brain diseases and commit suicides.

Lou: there goes my sexual fantasies

D: ugh same, dad.

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