Zee: So, we had to buy Liam a new phone.
Henry: Why? What the fuck?
Li: IT WAS YOUR FAULT ZAYN
Zee: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU DONT GET WHAT THE FUCK DIRTY TALK IS, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Li: WELL YOU DONT EVEN TELL ME, I WAS IN THE BATH
Lou: Okay, what I got from this was that Zayn sent Liam a nude while Liam was in the bath, and for some fucking reason he checked it while sitting in the bath, and he was so surprised he dropped it.
Zee: Exactly
Ni: HAHAHA
Lou: Hey, little leprechaun bitch, you wanna explain "This Town"?
Ni: Harry?
Henry: Babe, I wrote it. . . For you. . . But Niall wanted it so.
Ni: i changed some of it around but yeah.
Lou: AW BABY
Henry: So the leprechaun bitch wasn't actually a bitch
