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Lou: So, I locked out Harry last night by accident.

Li: What?

Henri: Tell the story

Lou: Okay, so, I had fallen asleep last night and forgot to unlock the door seeing as I thought Harry had the key

Henri: So, I got home, and I started throwing rocks at the window to our bedroom.

Lou: And I thought it was raining and shit, so I didn't pay any attention until I hear Harry at the top of his lungs CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE

NiAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Henri: That's not even the end of it.

Lou: I go to the window and ask Harry what the fuck he was doing and he tells me he doesn't have his key so I go downstairs and I just see Daze on by the door with her hand on the knob laughing her fucking ass off

Zee: Why?

Henri: She had heard me when I was throwing rocks so she went down stairs to open the door and when I started yelling she was dead

D: IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING

Ni: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Li: IM DONE

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