Zee: *image attached* my playlist.
Li: for real? You sound like Niall.
Zee: well, I am your biggest fan
Li: what's my middle name?
Zee: ............... FUCK
Li: how do you not know my middle name?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
Zee: Jack?
Li: no
Zee: Jordan?
Li: NOPE
Zee: im sorry baby
Li: fuck you
Zee: I said im sorry!
Li: its James
Zee: FUCK
Li: and dont say I dont know yours cause its Javaad. Your favorite colour is red, your in love with the vampires diaries but you wont tell anybody. You hate when I chew with my mouth open and laugh when i snort. You love Harry's jokes, and your in love with Maroon 5. You have two 5sos fan accounts on twitter just to check up on the boys. You think michael is the best of all but you wont tell anyone cause you call him a dork. You think Louis tops when it was approved that he doesnt. You would fuck Christian Grey if it was offered, and its funny cause you hate the movie. I know all this and you couldn't remember my middle name?
Zee: shit Li, i was fucking with you.
Li: oh.
Li: fuck you then
Zee: my favorite colour is blue not red
Li: fuck off
Zee: HAHA
