“Nicole…it’s…raining…llamas…” I began “OMFG BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!”
“I’m not even going to reply to that…” Nicole replied.
“GET DAN OVER HERE HE NEEDS TO SEE THIS OMFG!”
“Eh…” she began “He’s having a shower at the moment but once he’s done I’ll tell him,”
“Ok thank you OMFG,” I was fangirling inside like crazy!
“Ya, he lives in my house now,” Nicole stated.
“O…M…F…G,”
“Come visit any time,”
“ASDFGHJKL,”
“Sometimes I just don’t understand flies,” Nicole facepalmed.
“Neither do I,” I replied.
“I mean like they spend hours smashing into a closed window?”
“Yah like what’s with that?”
“Until a person gets inpatient and hits them with a tea towel,”
“Or bug spray,”
“Ya, or that cos I can’t be bothered to get the bug spray out the cupboard,”
I nodded.
Nicole laughed and said “Well that was the most normal conversation I’ve had in days,”
“Yup, same here,” I nodded.
“I mean it’s more normal that talking about Liam being a girl isn’t it?” Nicole asked.
“Yup,” I nodded “And A LOT more normal that milk on toast,”
“Oh yea!A LOT more normal!”
“Agreed,” I nodded “By the way is Dan out the shower yet?” JESUS CRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR MIND HAZEL I mentally screamed at myself “So he can see the llamas falling out of the sky?”
“Oh yea he is; brb I’ll just tell him,”
Less than a minute passed and Nicole said “He said he’ll be there in a min,”
“Ok,”
“Oh and guess what!” she exclaimed.
“What…?”
“I saw Craig at the garage like today when I went and I literally went up to him and said "Craig, what is a mayman." And he was like "What are u talking about" And I said "Nevermind" then walked out the garage,” she explained.
I rofled and when I gathered myself together I managed to say “Does Dan have my address?”
“Uh…no…I just said you lived on the moon,”
I gasped “#WhyGodWhy?”
“What? You don’t live in the hole on the moon?” Nicole asked.
I nodded “Oh yeah…I do,”
“And a sign outside saying HAZEL LIVES HERE I mean how could you miss that?”
I facepalmed.
“So…I thought maybe he could figure it out for himself aslong as he knew you lived on the moon,” Nicole nodded “…shit,”
“Excuse me?”
“Charlie lives there…not you,”
“Nicki…you…just sent…Dan…to the moon…to see Liam’s…fish,”
Nicole nodded and I facepalmed again.
“Oh someone’s at the door…” she began “Its Dan…”
“Uhh,” I began “Tell him to drive to the middle of nowhere,” I nodded.
““YOU JUST SENT ME TO THE MOON TO SEE A FUCKING FISH?” Is what he said when he came in the door,” Nicole nodded.
I rofled and when I was done I said “I could make this into a fanfiction you know…”
“Do it,” Nicole gave me an evil grin.
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