pickup lines | min yoongi

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yoongi looked at the view outside the window but was soon disrupted when a voice spoke beside him.

"hi there."

yoongi looked at the girl sitting beside her who was grinning widely. he'd never seen her before, and from what he'd remember, he doesn't have a seatmate.

"who the f*ck are you?" yoongi narrowed his eyes on her.

"min yoongi. don't swear, she's the new student. i guess you weren't paying attention in class, huh?" mr. kim, his homeroom teacher, scolded yoongi.

yoongi rolled his eyes, "whatever."

mr. kim looked at yoongi, displeased, "yoongi, i'm sure you wouldn't want another session of detention after school, right?"

yoongi snickered, "i'd love to have one, jin."

mr. kim sighed, "don't call me jin when we're still in class."

yoongi rolled his eyes but didn't reply.

mr. kim turned to the class and proceeded with the lesson.

"so, yoongi, huh?" the girl beamed.

"get lost." yoongi muttered, not even bothering to look at her.

"i can't, i'm your seatmate." the girl shrugged.

"so, yoongi, how are you?"

yoongi finally looked at her, "i'm not fine at all and it would really help a lot if you'd shut that ugly mouth of yours."

normally if yoongi said that to other people they'd immediately shut up but not for this girl beside him.

"and why are you not fine? having a bad day, eh? but don't worry, it's a sunny day today so be happy! cheer up!" the girl chirped happily.

"shut up. you're so loud." yoongi rolled his eyes.

"oh, yeah. i get that a lot. don't worry though, i'm sure you'll get used to it sooner or later." she nodded.

yoongi looked away, and faced back front, finally listening to the lesson for the first time in forever.

"woah, yoongi did not just listened to the class' lesson." jimin who sat in front of him, gasped.

"well, i am now." yoongi shrugged.

"so how's she?" jimin whispered to him.

"annoying as f*ck. she's so loud it's driving me nuts." yoongi sighed.

"good luck, hyung." jimin laughed, facing back front to continue the conversation he had with taehyung.

"who's that guy?" the girl asked.

"jimin." yoongi said in a monotone voice.

"is he your friend?" the girl asked again.

"excuse me, there. sometimes you really need to think before you talk. like would he talk to me if he's not my friend? please use your logic." yoongi rolled his eyes.

the girl nodded, her lips forming an 'o', "you've got a point."

yoongi sighed and shook his head in disbelief.

"yoongi?"

he groaned, "what, now? and i'm very sure i never gave you the permission to say my name."

she ignored him anyway, "yoongi. that's a nice name, you know. i'm hyejin, if you don't know."

"i don't give a sh*t." yoongi uttered.

"you should give a sh*t. because i'm your seatmate and if you ever need help from me or something, how are you gonna call me if you don't even know my name? so i'm telling you my name just in ca—"

yoongi raised his hand, "seokjin?"

mr. kim looked at him, "yes? and just as a reminder, it's mr. kim."

"can i please switch seats with somebody else? this girl right beside me just never stops talking. i can't concentrate in class." yoongi said.

"do you ever even listen to class? f*ck no. then just sit back and shut the f*ck up." mr. kim said.

yoongi sighed and shut his eyes in frustration. the girl beside him was just driving him nuts.

"you know, if you ever feel uncomfortable around me, you can just say so. i'll stop talking to you. no need of changing seats." the girl beamed.

"then please don't talk to me ever again." yoongi requested.

the girl nodded, "sure, anything for you. if you ever need anything just tell me and i'll be there to—"

"i get it already! just f*cking shut up!" yoongi exclaimed.

"fine, i'll stop now if that makes you happy. i was just reminding you, you see. no need to get mad at me, really." the girl blabbered.

yoongi sighed. he really hoped that the girl wouldn't bother him anymore in the future.

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a/n:

i fiNally puBLISHED A STORY OF MY UB OMG YOONGI HAPPY BIRTHDAY UGH HIM AND JIMIN BLEACHED THEIR HAIR LIKE WTF IM HAVING BREATHING PROBLEMS I CANT

ayy i'm being a good kid here look at the asterisks i put on all the swear words.

whypher- -sleepypillows bishes u better vote and spam me with comments.