pickup lines | min yoongi

4

it was lunch time. yoongi - as usual - sat with his group of friends including jimin.

"no! that's not true!" taehyung yelled.

"come on already! just accept the fact, tae!" jimin chuckled.

"what fact?! i'm serious, it's not true! i didn't pee in my pants!" taehyung cried.

yoongi just sat there, listening to the rest of them talk while he stayed silent.

just a few tables in front of them, he could see the hyejin girl chatting with her new group of friends. she did most of the talking, and that made yoongi chuckle silently.

hoseok nudged him by the shoulder, "why are you laughing all by yourself?" he looked at yoongi as if he was mad or something.

"nothing." yoongi mumbled.

"what nothing? that doesn't answer my question." hoseok said.

yoongi groaned, "who cares."

seokjin, who sat in front of him, threw the slice of pizza he was eating at yoongi's face, "you were rude at class just now."

yoongi wiped the sauce off his face, "so?"

"don't be like that next time." seokjin said.

"why?"

"excuse you? who swears at a new student? and who disrespects his own teacher?" seokjin crossed his arms.

"why can't i disrespect you? you're my friend." yoongi stated.

"not as for now. i'm mad at you." seokjin glared at yoongi while he on the the other hand only muttered a 'fine, i'm sorry.'

"i told you already, why won't you believe in me?! i didn't pee in my pants!!" taehyung yelled real loudly, shifting all the attention to them.

the whole cafeteria laughed. in the corner of his eyes, yoongi could see hyejin giggling with her friends. he covered his face in embarrassment and groaned.

taehyung eventually cried which resulted in jimin comforting him and saying sorry repeatedly. and that made yoongi even more embarrassed.

namjoon cleared his throat, "I have no association with these people."

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"oh, hey there yoongi! how's your day doing so far? mine's great. i finally made new friends!" hyejin uttered, sitting beside yoongi.

yoongi ignored her and scribbled down some words on his notebook.

the girl shrugged, "oh well. what are you doing anyway? i'm so bored."

she leaned over but yoongi pushed away, "one meter."

hyejin frowned, "huh? one meter? what's that supposed to mean?"

"i mean keep yourself a meter away from me. don't get too close, it's annoying as f*ck." yoongi mumbled.

hyejin nodded, "yeah, sure. personal space, right? sometimes i get real close to people that a teacher from my old school always scold me. 'personal space!' that's what she told me. like she's so annoying and i hate it. she even looks like a frog. oh, and not to mention that she's really short too. her height's only somewhere around my shoulders."

"you know what's more annoying? who, rather." yoongi said.

hyejin turned to him, "i never knew there's someone who's even more annoying that her. but anyway, who is it? can i know?"

"you." yoongi said, turning back to scribbling.

hyejin looked down, "oh. i never knew you thought of me like that. i'm sorry."

yoongi looked at her. for once, he actually felt bad. maybe he shouldn't have treated her so rudely. but he decided to just ignore her anyway.

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a/n:

i haven't read the new comments on banana milk lately so i checked them earlier and i kinda read a few of the chapters while doing so. i never noticed that my english suck so much ugh now i really feel like deleting all my stories due to embarrassment fml.

sigh, sigh and sigh.