He woke up to the pain of a thousand onions. He. Is. Hungry. He jumped into the air and landed face first into...A COTTON CANDY CLOUD. "What The fuck are youuuu!" He says in a Pewdiepie voice toward a demented llamicorn.
"I can be whatever you want to be :cough, cough: for 3 fitty?" The llamicorn said trying to show its non existing chest.
"Bitch, I only like Nekos with big tittaysss."
"Fine bish don't get yo poop smellin' great with my new perfume called "I can do whatever you want to be". It walks away, farting each step. What the hayll was that shit. I run on the clouds when I see a RAINBOWWW with my lover in front of it.
"Motherfucka why haven't ya called me today, bitch!" She says as she smacks the shit out of my ass.
"I woke up and I was hungry as FUCK and I'm tryin' to find some Taco Beacon." I told them as I touched their big ass thighs.
"Well you gonna have to come in here so I can give you what you get for not wakin' up early enough for me," they said as they pulled me into the room with a rainbow above it. It was full of chains and some other creepy shit.
"What the fuck is this, Kuma!" I told Kuma as she makes me sit down.
"You do NOT mess with a motherfuckin' bear!" Kuma told me as she handcuffs me to a chair and whips me.
"Owwwwwwwwwww!" I groaned as I repeatedly got whipped and spanked.
"Now you can go, don't do it again sweetie!"
"I won't" I said as I decided to leave her tomorrow, I need to go to TACO BEACON. I keep on running until I see the best thing, Taco Beacon. I ran to the doors, and Its closed, FUCKING CLOSED! I lay on the floor, thinking of what to eat, then I thought. I am a food, right? I looked down to my belly and dug in to what I have inside.
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