Geisha boy

Denial ?

 •~ hello lovely readers ! So sorry that it's been taking me so long to post these short little chapters >w<' But I'm working on a few of the main chapters coming up ;3 so forgive me ? And enjoy ! ~<3 ~•

 Dead silence. That's all there was...

Her face is is frozen and she won't let me go. Ironic right ?

I push her off of me impatiently and squirm myself away while adjusting my clothes. Her face is curling up into a smirk and now I feel a lump in my throat.

"Oh, I get it now ~ " she coos all to happily before coming over in an attempt to help my frightened self to a standing position, but I'd rather stand myself.

" you get what ? Arrested for assault " I shoot back with a displeased tone.

" you're a guy ! Wow, I would've never guessed that "

I could hear the roaring sound of Mushu's laughter from outside the tent.

" what's that suppose to mean ?! Aren't you going to rat me out ?" I ask offended and slightly emasculated.

" why would I ? I totally understand, my uncles gay and he dresses up sometimes- "

" I never said I was gay !! "

What the hell is happening ?! I've never told anyone that ! My own family can't even tell. How the hell could she know in just 5 seconds ? Is she stereotyping me ?!

" well it's obvious, if any normal guy was jumped by me he'd be pretty happy about it " she stated with a confident smirk while crossing her arms over her rather large chest. I have to admit it's true, a normal guy probably would fawn over her. She has a sweet smile , short silky black hair, big chest, big ass... What more could a straight guy ask for right? I don't know.

" that doesn't prove anything ... You may not be my type ", which is true, I mean not all men have the same preferences. But even I know that she's 100% correct. I was going to take one last stand to defend myself but unfortunately all I can hear is the interrupting voice of a pesty lizard shouting " boy stop tryin' to lie, you gay as hell ".

Worst. Guardian. EVER !!!!