Geisha boy

Up hill battle

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I swear this feels like a Mount Everest expedition. We're not even half way up hells hill and I'm already starting to feel my usual effects. Ever since I was young I always start to feel really sick whenever I'd try to run around and play with the other kids. My chest would start to burn, my vision went for HD to black really quickly as I'd practically suffocate from nothing. When I was little it would scare the shit out my parents. Eventually it got to the point were I couldn't go outside very often because I'd "scare the other kids". I mean come on, what's so scary about a child who's eyes roll back into his head and starts shaking like a leaf ? Pssh, it's not like I started spewing blood or any- .. Well there was that one time... But I wasn't around kids then ! And - oh.... I guess I see why they did that...

Regardless of my useless body, here I am climbing mount fucking Olympus ! Seeing how I'm at the very back of the pack it is easy for me to keep track of Daiyuu as she sprints past everyone. I swear she thinks this is a competition, and you can see the hellfire in her eyes. However, being in the back has its perks. Even though I'm dying inside and out, at least the view is-

" boy you better get your ass movin', you're getting beat the men AND the women! " Mushu shouts unexpectedly.

" so what if it's men or women ? These women are amazing and the guys - ", " hold up guysha" he interrupts again. " are you checking them out ?! ".

My face is mixed with shock and fluster as I reply without hesitation, " w-what ?! Hell no !! They're not even my type !". The smirk on his face puts the Cheshire Cat to shame, " so you admit your gay? ".

" alright ... Whatever .. I admit it .. Happy ? " I admit breathlessly as I feel my body begin to grow numb. All of this stress on my body and Mushu's mental torture is wearing me down. However, Mushu started right back up confidently " I am happy and- .. Hey wait, are you okay ? ". My face is flushed but not from embarrassment. Plus my pace is is falling quicker than I was running before. I automatically brace myself for impact with the floor.

But it never came.

Instead I feel to arms wrapping really tightly around me. They're pretty tone and strong, but I can't see who it is. I hear Mushu shouting to them like a panicked mother while my hero replies sound pretty calm. I decide to use the very lasts bits of my strength to peer open my eyes and thank my hero.

I open my eyes in hopes of seeing my handsome savior and mumble as sweetly as I can

".... Shit "

All I saw was the 'handsome' Daiyuu and then black...

Fuck my life...