Geisha boy

Seriously ?

*short* 

  It's been a week since I've returned to the camp, and me and Daiyu have hardly spoke. We exchange hurt glances now and then, but I still haven't been able to bring myself to apologize for everything I said.

Currently, everyone is having breakfast and here I am. Sick to my stomach, being forced to eat mouthfuls of rice by a baby lizard.

Mushu has been doing a pretty decent job at keeping me alive in his own way I guess. But, he is undoubtably the worst guardian in the entire world when comes to actual physical protection. I wish he were luckier.

I silently munching on my rice, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I feel a tap on my shoulder. I jump quickly in hopes of it being Daiyu. But it wasn't.

Instead my heart stops as I see that it's the boy from the Huns group dressed in our army's uniform. I was going to until he covers my mouth quickly while telling me to hush. I take a deep breathe before he removes his had and opens his mouth to speak. " I'm not here to hurt you, I just- "

" who the hell is this ? ", Mushu interrupts with no remorse. The guy jumps in surprise and falls over from his squatted position onto his ass. " W-what the hell ?! What is that ! " he shouts in a whisper realizing he still needs to keep his cover.

" wait ... You can see me ? " Mushu questions again while I just stare in awe and confusion. " aw shit , this might be a problem... For you at least " he says sighing at me. The Hun and I just blankly stare at each other for what felt like hours until Mushu clapped his hands together. " Earth Mu ! ", he shouts bringing our attention to him. " we need to talk, now ! ", he shouts poking both of our stomachs before jumping off of the table and slithering behind a tent.

We both follow without hesitation, still in shock until we reach the back of the tent. Mushu looks like he's going to speak, however , it's my turn to get answers. " what the hell are you doing here ?! Who even are you ?? Why do you keep popping up out of nowhere !? "

The guy's face looks mortified and confused as he searches for an explanation. " I ... I uh ... My bandana ... I just came to get it back... That's all.... ". This guy is ridiculous ! I mean it's like he's just making up excuses to keep following me- .... Wait .... No... Does he ... Like me ? No no no no. Focus ! He thinks I'm a girl, no worse, he thinks I'm Daiyu ... Great. I try to force my attention back to Mushu, but it looks like I already missed his entire lecture. Apparently, I missed something important because hun-ny boo boo here is blushing hardcore.

" wait what'd you say " I ask casually before being interrupted by a freaked out Hun-ny bun " don't pretend like you weren't listening ! You're a boy ?! "

..... Are you kidding me ...........