Geisha boy

Jokes on you

•~ hey everyone ! Just a little update for you guys, This book is about to come to an end ! Dun , Dun, Dun !! However, don't panic. I'm thinking about maybe doing a second book depending on how people react to this one. So please let me know if you'd like a second book and share it with your friends :3 Also ! I will be releasing a new book too ! ( my first ever collab book ). So I'll keep you updated on all of this and hope you'll read that story as well, but for now, ENJOY THIS NEXT CHAPTER ! ~•

' Pfft! Finally I have something to make fun of Mushu for. That scream was pathetic ! ', was all I could think of as I darted towards the source of the noise.

A few sharp turns and one close call later I made it to him. He was curled in a ball, trembling. I was going to crack a smart ass joke, but he seemed pretty shaken up. " what happened ?! " I asked kneeling down and poking his side after checking if the coast was clear. His eyes slowly poked up before he unraveled as whole and jumped into my chest pushing me over. " what the hell Mushu ?! ". " it was awful Mu ! Terrible ! My eyes ! They burrnnnnnnahahaha " he screamed fading off into sobs as I role my eyes. " what did you see ? " I sigh peeling him off of me and dropping him on the floor while I rise to my feet. " j-just.... Look for yourself... ".

God he's a drama queen... And I'm the one dressed in drag. Like come on. I approach the door with caution trying to hear any signs of movement, but I don't hear anything. I crack the door open just enough to look in and see- " HOLY SHIT !!! " I gasp before quickly slamming the door shut, scooping up Mushu, and hauling ass in any other direction.

" why would you let me see that ?! You're such an ass " I groan hearing the roaring sound of feet following us. " who's there ?!". The ground shook with every step they took, and I ran faster and faster until made a hard turn into some random room.

" why is Chien Po here ?! More importantly, why was he naked !! " I hiss at Mushu before dropping him on the floor. " first of all ! " he exclaimed slightly offended, " I. Am not. An ass.. ". I rolled my eyes before almost losing my shit when he finished, " but I do got that ass you know what I'm sayin' ha ha ! "...... I want to kick him across the room.....

Once he finished fooling around with his stupid posing and jokes, he finally continued. " but anyways, Chien Po must be here to watch our little house arrest princess, and he was make just 'cause he was changin' into some clothes after bathing. Ha ha ".

I wanted to groan at his unnecessary commentary, but couldn't be bothered. Chien Po is here ? I haven't seen him in years. Mushu must've taken notice to the soft smile that made its way to my face because for once, he was quiet. " H-Hey ... Kid... You alright ? ". " What me ? Oh uh, ya.. Why ? ", I stammered trying to quickly wrap my head around the situation that was still at-hand. However, then I heard Mushu say, " well I've never really seen you smile before.. ". I realized that it had been a long time, and that it must be very confusing for him to not see me as an angry paranoid cry for help. " Chien Po practically helped raise me " I began sharing, " I was always a sick and never could go out much or do anything, but he was always there..". " He played games with me and told me stories. He would cook for me and take care of me even when I was a sick mess... Mom and Dad weren't always able to be there ya'know. A-and I know they care about me, but not the way that he did ... After Chien Po lost his wife during the labor of their only child my parents say he was devastated and that I needed to watch what I said.. But he would always tell me that I should never hold back how I'm feeling or questions I wanted answers to.. Heh. He said it doesn't get to him because I was his kid, and that I was more than enough. But then his visits began to become less and less, until we stopped seeing him all together. And, and now he's here ?! Why ?! ".

" boy, don't you speak Chinese" he mocked me as he wiped a couple genuine tears from his eyes. " he's probably babysitting the princess, you know, cause that's his job ". His job what !? When ?! " are you serious ?! He's been here this whole time ?! " I shouted in a panicked/disturbingly upset tone before Mushu crawled up and covered my mouth. " SHH !!! ", he hissed before sighing, " yes, many years ago he was hired by Yao to take care of Daiyu ". " what the hell ?! Why would he-?! I mean- I just- how do you even know that ?! ". Clearly unable to get my thoughts straight, which would be a first in many ways if ya'know what I mean, Mushu whips me in the face with his little tail to bring me back to earth. " Mu ! Listen to me I'm a guardian, I see everything when I get into my spirit mumbo-jumbo. Wait-... I see everything ... " and with a snap Mushu had a giant grin spread across his face " awwww yeah ! Step back kid, I'm about to blow your mind ! ".

Why do I suddenly want to take my chances going 1 on 1 with Chien Po...