Geisha boy

Oh come on !

It's only been half an hour and my feet are already killing me ! Plus it's freezing ! It feels like 5 seconds ago I was somewhat happily walking along a warm valley and then, boom ! Now I'm trudging up a freezing mountain of snow .... To basically go die ... My life.

Meanwhile, Mushu, the fire breathing dragon, is comfortably lounging in the back of my cart with all of the explosives. Smart right? Wrong. I don't trust him in there for a second.

Occasionally I'll hear him shout an empty encouraging word or two but other than that he's mostly silent. Daiyu's just a bit in front of me making all of us look like dead wait, but it's ok. We are dead wait, well I am at least. I'm trying to continue walking but my legs are shaky and burning, so I'm just going to ride Ping.

I felt ashamed at first for riding while everyone else was walking, but I don't anymore. Half of the army was on their horses now and I can't blame them. Snows falling fast and it's getting hard to see. I can't even see the meanie general who's only a few feet ahead of me. I don't know why but the anxiety of going to war is just now hitting me...

What the hell am I doing !?!?

I'm half way up a freaking mountain freezing to death just to probably die. What the hell is wrong with me ?

My thoughts quickly quiet themselves as soon as the entire march comes to a speeding halt.

I can't see what's happening in the front of line but nobody seems to be in panic so that's great.

I'm waiting to hear any instructions, but I don't hear anything except the general hushing everyone. We all are searching through the pure whiteness for any form of danger, but I still don't see anything.

CRACK !!

A huge explosion is ringing in my ears as the general signals to run ahead, sending us all in a mass panic. People are trampling over each other trying to push their way to the front, meanwhile I'm stuck pulling these freaking carriages with my horse !

The earth is shaking and the snow is blinding as my ears began to regain there abilities. Now I can clearly hear the chaos of everything, .... what a joy. But underneath all of the madness I can hear a very firm crackling, as if Pangea was about to begin again.

At this point it wish it was, but I could never be that lucky right ?

Any that's when I hear the most dreadful words in my life .

" head for the edge of the cliff and jump into the river bellow " the general commanded, " either that or you face death ! "

Why the heck do I have to jump off a cliff what the hell is happening ?! I turn around and gaze towards where the explosion came from, only to have my heart drop.

Are you kidding ?! The hun wannabe's are pulling a Mulan ... On me ?!?!?

What the hell ?!?

it's an avalanche !!!