Wazzup peoples! Another chapter and junk...bleh...
Disclaimer: every character that appears in here belongs to their owners: SEGA, Toby Fox, Nintendo, uh...uhm....I guess that's all then???
Warning: Lots of Swearing, OC's, Gaster Blasters blowing up shit, spaghetti, Italian Plumbers, mushrooms, and bad grammar mistakes.(I think)
Enjoy the chapter!Amy Rose, a young hedgehog that was destined to have a life full of chaos. Of course she pulls through in the most strangest of ways....
Ya know what?! Screw the intro and shit, let's just get to the damned chapter already or I will make the elevator fall 24 floors!!!
Amy:OK DONT NEED TO DO THAT!!!
I AM THE FOCKIN WRITER!! I can screw shit up if I need to!!
Amy: What about everyone else?
The hell is that supposed to mean?!
Amy: I mean like...the other characters....ugh..that made no sense on my part..
Spoiler...ITS GONNA BE A BIIIIG ELEVATOR.
Amy: oh god help me.
BACK TO THE STORY."Sweet chaos..." Amy mumbled as she tapped her foot, the elevator stopping the door opening up to reveal Mario the Italian Plumber....
"Mario...What the head are you doing here?" Amy asked as the he walked inside. "Luigi has been in a sorta phase of some sorts...He kept on throwin bombs everywhere, so i'a had to leave." Mario said, slightly sweat dropping.
I suck at the Italian accent....don't judge meeee.
Amy nodded and looked forward the elevator started moving again, only to stop for the next floor as the door opened. "Well that wa-- WOAH!!" Amy shouted as a glowing blue spear was shot into the elevator right between Mario and Amy. "What the?!" Mario exclaimed as they both looked up. "A...giant...fish...lady?" Amy muttered as a dark blue fish lady with an eyepatch and a red pony tail, with a blue spear slung over her shoulder walked in, two others followed her in. One being a very tall skeleton in what seemed to be in battle armor and a tattered red scarf, the other one being a short yellow dinosaur with a lab coat on, they tried hiding their face with the glasses they had perched on their nose, but with no avail.
"WHA...." Amy and Mario exclaimed their jaws LITTERALLY hitting the floor. "The hell are you two gaping at?" The fish lady spat giving us a dark glare. "Ngh!" Amy stepped back holding her hands up in a defensive manner as the elevator began moving again. "Pssssst...." Mario whispered nudging Amy slightly as she turned to look at him. "What?" She asked as Mario suddenly pulled out a plate of spaghetti. "SPAGHETTI?" Amy exclaimed, gaining the attention of the three occupants on the elevator.
"Uh oh..." The lab coat wearing Dino said as the tall skeleton suddenly took great interest in the spaghetti. "Pap...don't..." The fish lady said as the skeleton started. "WOWIE! ANOTHER SPAGHETTI LOVER!" Amy jumped slightly at how loud the skeletons voice was. "U-um..Papyrus..." The yellow dinosaur said, tugging on the skeletons scarf. "YES ALPHYS?" The skeleton now known as Papyrus said.
"U-um...I erm--" She was cut off by the fish lady. "--What Alphy was saying was...How are you not noticing that the human over there just pulled out a plate of spaghetti from out of NOWHERE." She exclaimed, throwing her arms up in the air as Amy answered. "Well, I have no idea either, but we have this power were we can pull things from behind us or something..for example..MAH TRUSTY HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!" Amy screamed as she pulled out a larger version of her hammer as she held it up, with a triumphant look on her face. "I'm not sure that holding that hammer in here is the best idea..." Mario said as Amy shot him a glare and pointed her finger at him.
"Fite me Helen!!!" Amy hissed as Mario looked at her confused.
If you get the comic ref then you get a cookie, and a plushie."Uuuhhhhh???" Mario gave Amy a confused look as Amy gave him a icy glare.
The elevator stopped and the doors opened.
"Aiko, for the love of Jesus stop talking about your fanfics!!!" Said a tall human boy with shaggy dirty blonde hair, he wore a grey beanie, a white scarf wrapped snugly around his neck. He had a black and cyan flannel with a white undershirt, some black denim jeans. Black nerd glasses and normal converse.
"Shush Benny!! I will get popular over time with my stories...holy shit..." Exclaimed another tall human, she had curly long black hair that was tied in a braid. She wore a cap that was tilted sideways-ish. She had a simple black tanktop, with a white skirt, and some black flats. "Uh...Aiko???" Benny asked the girl as she let her jaw drop in amazement.
"HOLY JIZZLEWIZZ!!! My stories come to life!!" Aiko exclaimed as she hopped into the elevator, faceplanting into the wall as she slipped down onto the floor. "I'm amazin!!!" She yelled, her words muffled. "Uhm..." The boy mumbled as he hesitantly walked inside the elevator.
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Adventures of Amy Rose
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