It all began on a simple day on a planet, Amy Rose, a cheery pink hedgehog with a huge ass hammer, a intense crush on Sonic that could possible turn into a sick obsession that the author may end up writing that up just for shits and more shits. Amy walked around Station Square, thinking to herself on what she should get for Sonic since their 'anniversary' is coming up.
"What should I get him? A basket of chilidogs? A emerald? New running shoes? Ugh, I don't know.." Amy grumbled.
The pink hedgehog continued wandering about, she ended up entering a pawn shop. Starting off small and cheap I guess??
"What may I do fer ye?" A raspy voice spoke behind Amy, she spun around and was faced with a middle aged man, wearing typical clothes with a tattered jacket.
"Oh uh...do you have any things in here that would be perfect for my boyfriend?" Amy asks, a spark of hope in her eyes. In reply the man smirks, he beckons her further into the shop. He stops at a case with a fairly large dusty box inside.
"What is that?" Amy asks.
"What Ye may be looking fer dear." He says, Amy not noticing the sudden sinister tone in his voice. "Why dont Ye open it?" He unlocks the case and hands Amy a key. Amy grabs the key and quickly unlocks it. She peers inside.
"...a game case?" Amy says slowly. Looking at the man with a confused look.
"Not jus any game case. A game case in which yer gonna see if it works." He speaks. Amy was about to ask him why she would need to test out a game case until the man shoves her inside the box and locks it. A blinding light seeps out from the corners of the box. The light then disappears...along with Amy.
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A loud screech is heard as a flash of light is seen above a fairly populated city. With nicely structured buildings and a palace not too far from there. A pink figure falls out of the bright light and slams into the solid concrete.
"OW MY SWEET PINK BOOTY!!!" Amy screams, gaining the attention of some...really weird looking civilians.
Amy looks around, she cringes when seeing the pixilated and badly designed faces of typical NPCs you would find in a game...made in 2006.
"WHAT THE HECK?!" Amy shout jumping up and kicking the nearest civilian in the gut.
"BACK OFF FOUL DEMONS!!" Amy continues to attack and KO civilians, she was slowly calming down...until she flung herself at a wall, which ricocheted Amy into the floor, in which she glitches right through and falls into the abyss. She screams out a dying pterodactyl scream. She suddenly appears back in the city, not DEAD or anything.
"What the fuck?" Amy runs off, looking to find anyone who can help her.
"AHEM HELLO? SONIC COSPLAYER?" Amy runs up to your typical sonic cosplayer and taps him on the shoulder.
"Yes?"
"WHERE AM I."
"Your in Soleanna!"
"Soli-wanna-what now?"
"Soleanna."
"Soiled-me-annwhat?"
"Soleanna."
"Sold-meme-whannabe?"
"Soleanna."
"Solid your pants a Wanda?"
"I challenge you to a race."
"Ok--WAIT WHAT THEF--"
Amy gets teleported into another part of town, she is next to the sonic cosplayer. A bar pops up.
Win the race before the badly designed cosplayer does!
Amy just stares with the most intense WTF face.
Ready
SHIT
GOOOOOOOOOOOOKU
Amy runs off at full speed,already getting lost in a matter of 2 seconds. She runs around town and finally finishes the race in 5 minutes...somehow the sonic cosplayer knew his way around...but didn't win..IRONY EH?!
"I seriously need to figure out what the fudge is going on. ILL WAIT UNTIL NIGHTTIEM."
Nightfall
"SONIKUU MAH LOUV!!" Amy mistakens Silver - who was chilling on a roof - for sonic and she tackled him.
"WWHAT THE FUCK GET THE FUL OFF ME WOMAN!" Silver screams a very 'manly' scream.
"WAIT. YO NIT SAWNIK. GTFO." Amy slaps Silver and backs off.
"By the way. I'm Amy Rose :D"
"Sssiillllvvveeerrrr..."
"LETS FIND SONIC TOGETHER!" Amy shouts, grabbing silver and frolicking away, silver being literally dragged away.
Amy and silver go on adventures together, going into a desert. Amy realizes she can turn invisible.
"WOAAAAAHHHH I HAVE MAGIC!!"
They both continue on their way, fighting off flaming enemies of evil. Then the both separate. Amy finds Silver fighting Sonic back in Soleanna, she gets pissed and tells sonic to run the fuck away while she scolds silver and leaves him like how a girlfriend would dump her boyfriend rather harshly and he just stands there rethinking his whole life.
Then more adventures occur, Amy meets this princess Elise, she gets introduces herself and her face just sparkles like how it does in ANIME.
Elise just stands there like, 'please stop.' Amy then drags Elise to a base or some shit I can't follow the 06 story that well. Amy runs into a shitload of glitches and she has to take side quests in order to proceed on the main story.
Then
Some
Time
Of
Glitches
And
Side
Missions
Later
IBLIS BOSS BATTLE DUN DUN DU. DUUUUUNN
"You can do this guys! BEAT THAT FLAME AAASSS!" Amy screeches at Sonic whom ignored her and started to fight with IBLIS the giant fire worm.
"Why are we in a volcano anyways? Won't we get incinerated?" Amy asks.
"LOGIC. DDONT QUESTION." A random voice says.
"Oki."
After IBLIS was beaten, everyone besides Amy get sent to the future. Amy just waits until they return. Getting into a fist fight with a police officer.
And then everyone is taken to the place where the goopy crystal demon turns into...into...SOLARIS.
"SONICS DEEEAAADDD!!" Amy screams to the unknown heavens... Edgy the Hedge then tells everyone to find a chaos emerald.
MORE GLITCHES WERE ENCOUNTERED
All the chaos emerald were put around Sonic, Amy walks up to sonic only to get shoved to the side by Elise as she pulls off a Prince Charming and sleeping beauty thing as she kisses Sonic. AND HE AWAKENS AS A SPOOPER SCOOPER SAYAI--SUPER FORM.
"SILVER,SHADOW, HELP ME BEAT THAT SOLARIS DUDE." Sonic says.
"ok." They both say. Then they use the power of something and they all get turned into super. They then fight the final boss and win. SAVING EVEEERRYYYONE.
Once that was finished Amy was about to hug Sonic, only to get transported back to her own world. She gets shot out of the box and shot through a window.
"....Never going to pawnshops again..." Amy groans getting up.
"I'll just get sonic a basket of chilidogs." Amy runes her head. The events of what just happened were a blur. She walks off into a sunset. And then explodes.
THHHEEEE ENNNNDDD!
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Sorry if I totally screwed up the idea. I forgot most of the events in 06 so I just pulled off a "Sonic 06 in 6 minutes" thing. Heheh. The picture above made by me~
A thanks to ShadowSilverRose11 for requesting the idea. ^_^
Anyways-
Ciao~!
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Adventures of Amy Rose
HumorAmy Rose, a hedgehog whom has entered the real world. Well...the real world in her opinion would be filled with crossovers, chaos, logic breaking, and more chaos. If you were in Amy's shoes then your final words would be.... ITS NO USE!!! THERE WILL...
