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Me: teenagers - My Chemical Romance

H: what?

Me: listen to that song.

H: okay hang on

*five minutes later*

H: its really good

Me: it's*

H: please dont

Me: don't*

H: your annoying when you do that

Me: you're*

H: please stop.

Me: don't they teach you punctuation in school?

H: nope.

Me: didn't think so.

H: it's the 24th of December.

Me: it's almost Christmas.

H: and Louis' birthday

Me: who's Louis?

H: my boyfriend.

Me: wait what?

H: I'm joking.

H: I'm straight

Me: okay

H: he's my BFF

Me: boyfriend forever

H: no!

Me: are you sure?

H: yes!

Me: okay, what ever helps you sleep at night. 

H: he's my BFF -_-

Me: are you sure you're 17?

H: yes, why?

Me: because only 12 year olds say BFF

H: I'm your BFF though, right?

Me: no, you're my GBF

H: what does that mean.

Me: Gay Best Friend.

H: I'm not gay though

Me: okay honey.

H: I'm not!

Me: sure babes.

H: you're mean

Me: you're gay

H: I am not.

*H added unknown number to the chat*

H: Louis! She thinks we are dating.

Louis: but baby, we are.

Me: ha I knew it.

H: Lou :(

Louis: don't make me punish you later

H: sorry Daddy

Me: hahahahahahahahahaha yas

Me: I ship you two

Louis: same

H: what do you mean by 'ship'

Me: omfg

LouLou: Google it, H.

H: okay. Hang on.

H: ohhhhhh

H: I don't ship us.

LouLou: but I thought we had something special :(

H: I added you in this chat to prove that we weren't dating, not convince her that we are

LouLou: oh

LouLou: oops

LouLou: sorry not sorry

H: -___-

LouLou: okay okay

LouLou: geez calm yo ass down boi

LouLou: Liana?

Me: yes?

LouLou: I am in fact straight.

Me: what about H?

LouLou: probably gay

H: IM STRAIGHT

LouLou: yeah, straighter than a circle

*H has deleted LouLou from the chat*

H: I am straight.

Me: okay

H: I like girls

Me: yup

H: girls only

Me: okay

H: I'm 100% straight.

Me: okay I get it.

H: good because I am straight.

Me: okay I believe you. You're straight. End of discussion.

H: yup

Me: goodnight

H: goodnight

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