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Shrek: cat was my first word

Me: that's awesome

Kitten: I can smell the sarcasm from here

Me: and where might 'here' be?

Kitten: where I live

Me: where do you live?

Kitten: in a house

Me: and where is your house located?

Kitten: on earth.

Me: -__-

Kitten: that looks like a whales face

Me: I s2g I'm talking to a 12 year old

Kitten: I'm not twelve

Me: how old are you then

Kitten: old enough to date you

Me: wow gosh that helps so much

Kitten: hehe

Me: we've been talking for two weeks and yet I don't know anything about you

Kitten: true

Me: 20 questions?

Kitten: okay, you first

Me: okay, age?

Kitten: 17, I turn 18 on the 1st of February.

Me: favourite band?

Kitten: The 1975

Me: nice, are you tall?

Kitten: 5'11

Me: woah, are you British?

Kitten: yes

Me: same, what does your hair look like?

Kitten: brown and curly.

Me: what colour eyes do you have?

Kitten: green.

Me: are you popular?

Kitten: no.

Me: what are you're talents?

Kitten: I can sing

Me: do you have a job?

Kitten: I work in a bakery

Me: any tattoos or piercings?

Kitten: I have a few tattoos

Me: where was that song from, from the other day?

Kitten: it was one I wrote.

Me: you write songs?

Kitten: that counts as a question

Kitten: and

Kitten: yes I do

Me: favourite colour?

Kitten: blue

Me: favourite movie?

Kitten: Love actually.

Me: favourite flavour of ice cream?

Kitten: chocolate or cookies and cream.

Me: favourite food?

Kitten: tacos

Me: favourite singer?

Kitten: Ed Sheeran

Me: same, favourite season?

Kitten: winter

Me: will we ever meet?

Kitten: I hope so

Me: what's your name?

Kitten: you've already asked 20 questions.

Me: damn :(

Me: your turn.

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