I s2g if he shaved his beard, he would look like a twink again. But omg why is he so pretty and smol. I cry. His lil nose and his pretty eyes. His fringe could stab motherfuckers. I just want to cuddle him and cry over how cute he is.
How dare he post a selfie while I'm asleep. I did not give him permission. That little shit went behind my back. I'm never going to sleep again.
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Harry: ugh
Harry: u
Harry: g
Harry: h
Harry: u g h
Harry: u.g.h
Me: what do you want Harold?
Harry: to not go to the doctors today
Me: are you going for your arm?
Harry: nah my head still hurts
Harry: Gemma thinks I got something wrong with my head
Me: you do
Harry: ouch :(
Harry: come to the doctors with me?
Me: no thanks
Harry: whyyyyyyy?
Me: because hospitals creep me out
Me: they smell weird
Me: and there is always a child crying
Me: so no
Harry: you suck
Me: mhm
Harry: don't mhm me
Me: mhm
Harry: don't
Me: mhm
Harry: stop
Me: mhm
Harry: does daddy need to punish his baby girl?
Me: nope
Harry: it's nice to know your vocabulary consists of more than just mhm
Me: mhm
Harry: nooooo
Me: mhm
Harry: don't
Me: mhm.
Harry: will you stop if I get you Ben and Jerry's on my way home.
Me: yes
Harry: good
Harry: I have to go now
Me: good luck!
Harry: bye baby xxx
Me: bye bye xxx
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Fanfic"Hi" "Who's this?" Hi lmao, jess here, I wrote this book when I was like what 13 or 14 and I know it's trash but everyone is seeming to like it? Anyways lol wrote it when I was lil so please don't judge me ahaha