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I s2g if he shaved his beard, he would look like a twink again. But omg why is he so pretty and smol. I cry. His lil nose and his pretty eyes. His fringe could stab motherfuckers. I just want to cuddle him and cry over how cute he is.

How dare he post a selfie while I'm asleep. I did not give him permission. That little shit went behind my back. I'm never going to sleep again.

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Harry: ugh

Harry: u

Harry: g

Harry: h

Harry: u g h

Harry: u.g.h

Me: what do you want Harold?

Harry: to not go to the doctors today

Me: are you going for your arm?

Harry: nah my head still hurts

Harry: Gemma thinks I got something wrong with my head

Me: you do

Harry: ouch :(

Harry: come to the doctors with me?

Me: no thanks

Harry: whyyyyyyy?

Me: because hospitals creep me out

Me: they smell weird

Me: and there is always a child crying

Me: so no

Harry: you suck

Me: mhm

Harry: don't mhm me

Me: mhm

Harry: don't

Me: mhm

Harry: stop

Me: mhm

Harry: does daddy need to punish his baby girl?

Me: nope

Harry: it's nice to know your vocabulary consists of more than just mhm

Me: mhm

Harry: nooooo

Me: mhm

Harry: don't

Me: mhm.

Harry: will you stop if I get you Ben and Jerry's on my way home.

Me: yes

Harry: good

Harry: I have to go now

Me: good luck!

Harry: bye baby xxx

Me: bye bye xxx

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