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Harry: knock knock

Me: goodbye

Harry: u suck

Me: so do you

Harry: Niall's at my place

Me: that kid is so weird

Harry: he is reading over my shoulder

Me: oops

Me: too bad I don't care

Harry: he wants me to add him in the chat

Harry: do you care if I do?

Me: nope

* Harry added an unknown number to the chat *

Unknown: hey love birds

Harry: hey

Me: hey leprechaun

Unknown: so did I interrupt you're sexting?

Me: no. Did we interrupt you're wanking?

Niall: yeah actually you did

Harry: Niall you're so gross

Me: and horny

Harry: and sexual

Me: and annoying

Leprechaun: okay I get it

Leprechaun: I'm a teenager anyways

Me: most teenagers aren't this... weird

Harry: she's right bro

Me: yeah, you need to find a hoe

Harry: so, you won't ruin our show

Me: I know we sound low

Harry: but it's the truth yo

Leprechaun: maybe I should learn to sow

Me: no Niall

Me: just no

Harry: rhyming is our thing not yours

Leprechaun: yeah, you tell her Harry

Harry: i was talking to you Niall

Leprechaun: oh

Leprechaun: I'll just be a loner then

Me: I could hook you up with my friend

Leprechaun: really?

Harry: really?

Me: yeah

Leprechaun: send me her details

Me: okay

* Leprechaun has left the chat *

Harry: he's eating all my food

Me: suck

Harry: yeah well I won't let him touch the ice cream

Me: why?

Harry: because that's for us in two days

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