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Me: how's your head?

H: go away

Me: you were pretty drunk

H: how do you know?

Me: you were texting me last night.

H: oh god

H: I'm so sorry

Me: it's okay, it was amusing.

H: I'm glad you find my drunken state funny

Me: :)

H: i don't even know how I got home.

Me: i called you a cab.

Me: you're welcome

H: thank you

H: wait

H: we met?!?

Me: no, calm your undeveloped tits down.

H: my tits are better than yours

Me: oh, so you've been looking at my tits?

H: no!

Me: what? Aren't my tits good enough for you?

H: umm

H: what?!

H: omg

Me: chill

Me: I'm only teasing you m8

H: h8

Me: L8

H: d8

Me: sk8

H: appreci8

Me: k8

H: b8

Me: d8

H: I already did that one

Me: great grammar m8

H: says the girl who fucked up our rhymes

Me: don't swear :(

H: I'm sorry :(

Me: Blue says hi!

H: tell Blue 'daddy says hi'

Me: only I'm aloud to call you daddy

H: ASDFGHJKL

Me: Blue looks so fluffy right now.

Me: omg.

*image attached*

H: omg so cute

Me: cute enough to help with your hang over

H: it would disappear if you sent me a picture of you

Me: nice try buddy

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