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Shrek: are you a camera?
Shrek: because every time I look at you, I smile.
Shrek: can I burrow a kiss?
Shrek: I promise I'll give it back.
Shrek: your lips look lonely.
Shrek: would they like to meet mine?
Shrek: you're hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
Shrek: my dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina.
Me: ASDFGHJKL
Me: OMG NO
Me: here I was, thinking you're being all cute and all cheesy with you little pick up lines
Me: but nooooo
Me: you had to say that one
Shrek: omg
Shrek: I'm so sorry
Shrek: did you like any of them at least?
Me: the camera and the hand ones were cute
Shrek: I liked them too.
Me: why did you send the dick one tho? >.<
Shrek: I didn't
Me: what? Yes you did.
Shrek: no, my older sister did
Me: you have a sister?
Shrek: correct. Do you?
Me: nope. I'm an only child.
Shrek: lucky
Shrek: what's my contact name today?
Me: Shrek :)
Shrek: lol why?
Me: idk I was watching it when you texted :P
Shrek: you still watching it?
Me: yeah kinda
Shrek: well, I'll let you get back to your movie.
Me: bye
Shrek: bye x
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Fanfiction"Hi" "Who's this?" Hi lmao, jess here, I wrote this book when I was like what 13 or 14 and I know it's trash but everyone is seeming to like it? Anyways lol wrote it when I was lil so please don't judge me ahaha
