It's gotta be foooooood
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Harry: did you know
Harry: there's only two weeks left
Me: yeah
Me: I know
Me: did you know
Me: my washing machine plays a little nursery rhyme when it's finished
Harry: THATS SO COOL
Me: IKR
Me: Ally doesn't believe me :(
Harry: I believe :)
Me: thanks babe
Me: I always knew I could count on you
Harry: how are Niall and Ally going?
Me: idk pretty well I guess
Me: he's all she ever talks about
Harry: you're all I ever talk about
Me: awwwwwww
Me: you're cute x
Harry: hehe :3
Me: I've never really understand that face
Harry: neither.
Harry: I just felt like it needed to be used more
Me: like your dick
Harry: and we are back to talking about my dick again
Me: I bet mine is bigger
Harry: you don't have a dick
Me: I do
Harry: no you don't
Me: I do!
Me: have you ever seen me naked?
Harry: no...
Me: exactly
Me: you don't know what I have down there
Harry: you're so weird
Me: your dick is weirder
Harry: oh? Is that true?
Me: well it's gotta be a weird shape
Harry: how so?
Me: those tight ass jeans probably suffocate it
Me: like, where do you even put it?
Me: either it's small or you don't have one
Harry: I have a penis and it's big
Me: sure Jan, sure
Harry: fuck you
Me: if only you could
Harry: I told you I HAVE A DICK!!
Me: easy tiger
Harry: I hate you
Me: love you too xx
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Fanfiction"Hi" "Who's this?" Hi lmao, jess here, I wrote this book when I was like what 13 or 14 and I know it's trash but everyone is seeming to like it? Anyways lol wrote it when I was lil so please don't judge me ahaha
