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Weirdo: knock knock
Me: who's there
Weirdo: Harry.
Me: Harry who?
Weirdo: Harry up, it's cold out here!
Me: that wasn't funny
Weirdo: it was
Me: not really.
Weirdo: I'll tell you any other one then
Me: please don't
Weirdo: why can't the flower ride his bike?
Me: why?
Weirdo: because his petals fell off!
Weirdo: hahahahahahahahahaha
Me: that one was worse oml
Weirdo: what's Forrest Gump's password?
Me: what?
Weirdo: 1forrest1
Me: not even Forrest would laugh at that.
Weirdo: this one will be funny
Me: not it won't
Weirdo: it will
Me: I s2g it won't be.
Weirdo: trust me, it will be.
Me: yeah yeah
Weirdo: how do you make a tissue dance?
Me: this one is old af
Me: how?
Weirdo: you put a little boogie in it.
Weirdo: that one was funny. Hahahaha.
Me: no, no it wasn't.
Weirdo: well I doubt you could do better.
Me: oh yeah?
Weirdo: oh yeah.
Me: How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
Weirdo: how?
Me: A frog says, 'Ribbit, ribbit' and a horny toad says, 'Rub it, rub it.'
Weirdo: I hate you
Weirdo: why did that have to be funny? >.<
Weirdo: damn it.
Me: unlike you, I was born with a proper sense of humour.
Weirdo: whatever floats your boat
Me: you're horrible jokes have made me tired.
Weirdo: then sleep baby girl
Me: okay Daddy
Weirdo: o.O
Weirdo: you said it
Weirdo: omg.
Weirdo: God that's so hot
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Fanfiction"Hi" "Who's this?" Hi lmao, jess here, I wrote this book when I was like what 13 or 14 and I know it's trash but everyone is seeming to like it? Anyways lol wrote it when I was lil so please don't judge me ahaha
