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Liam's new tattoo

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Harry: salad is gross

Me: what?

Harry: my mother is making me eat salad

Harry: it is disgusting

Harry: isn't it supposed to have flavour?

Harry: why do girls eat this?

Me: I don't like salads

Harry: good

Harry: because you're never aloud to eat salad again

Me: you're banning me from eating salad?

Harry: yes.

Harry: you are banned from eating salad

Me: and what happens if I do eat it?

Harry: then I'll have to punish you ;)

Me: nah

Harry: you don't get a say in this

Me: says who?

Harry: me

Me: you don't get a say in this

Harry: I do so!

Me: if I don't get a say, you don't

Harry: but I'm daddy

Me: nah

Me: you're a cupcake

Harry: I'm not a cupcake

Me: oh but Hun, you are

Harry: shut up

Me: I didn't say anything, I texted it

Harry: go away

Me: but you'll miss me :(

Harry: true

Me: I'm irresistible

Harry: especially your lips 

Harry: btw 5 more days :P

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