AN: Hey! This is a Gamzee x Tavros oneshots requested by Sparkling-Nightmare. This is pre Sgrub the characters should be the way they were before they started playing. Gamzee will NOT be cussing in this.
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==> Be the Jugglo
You are now the Jugglo.
Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA.
You get pretty excited by CLOWNS OF A GRIM PERSUASION WHICH MAY NOT BE IN FULL POSSESSION OF THEIR MENTAL FACULTIES. You belong to a RATHER OBSCURE CULT, which foretells of a BAND OF ROWDY AND CAPRICIOUS MINSTRELS which will rise one day on a MYTHICAL PARADISE PLANET that does not exist yet. The beliefs of this cult are SOMEWHAT FROWNED UPON by those dwelling in more common lawnrings. But you don't care, you got to be going with what feels right at where your heart's up in, you know? You like to practice on your ONE WHEEL DEVICE, which you are GOD AWFUL AT because your FEET DO NOT REACH THE PEDALS. You enjoy a FINE BEVERAGE, and like to do A LITTLE BAKING SOMETIMES. You've got ALL THESE HORNS all over the place, and sometimes you step on them and SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF YOURSELF.
You like to chat a lot with your pal Karkat, who is usually pretty cranky, but he is your BEST FRIEND. You have a lot of OTHER GREAT FRIENDS who you also like a lot. Your trolltag is terminallyCapricious and you speak in a manner that is JuSt A lItTlE bIt WhImSiCaL.
What will you do?
==> Gamzee be the guy in the wheelchair
You are now the guy in the wheelchair
Your name is TAVROS NITRAM.
You are known to be heavily arrested by FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES. You have an acute ability to COMMUNE WITH THE MANY CREATURES OF ALTERNIA, a skill you have utilized to CAPTURE AND TRAIN a great many. They are all your friends, as well as your warriors, which you pit in battle through a variety of related CARD AND ROLE PLAYING GAMES. You used to engage in various forms of MORE EXTREME ROLEPLAYING with some of your other friends before you had an accident.
You like to engage in the noble practice of ALTERNIAN SLAM POETRY, possibly the oldest, most revered, and certainly freshest artform in your planet's rich history. You have a profound fascination with the concept of FLIGHT, and all lore surrounding the topic. You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN'T REAL.
Your trolltag is adiosToreador and you uHH, sPEAK IN A SORT OF, uHH, fALTERING MANNER,
What will you do?
AN: All above I took straight from the comic. I do not own it. It belongs to Andrew Hussie and MSPaintAdventures. That will be all. Please continue with the story.
==> Tavros troll Gamzee
adiosToreador began trolling terminallyCapricious at 11:23
AT: uHH, hEY GAMZEE, wHAT ARE YOU, uHH, dOING?
TC: HeY tAvBrO. WhAtS uP?
AT: uHH, nOTHING MUCH, i WAS, uHH, wONDERING IF YOU MAYBE, uHH, wANTED TO HANG OUT WITH ME,
TC: SuRe TaV ThAt WoUlD bE cHiLl. CoMe On OvEr AnD wE cAn MaYbE tHrOw DoWn SoMe SiCk BeAts AnD gEt OuR cHiLl On WiTh SoMe FaYgO aNd SlImE pIe.
AT: uHH, sOUNDS GOOD, uHH, gAMZ,
adiosToreador ceased trolling terminallyCapricious at 11:56
==> Tavros go to Makara's hive.
AN: This is part one. I will post part two soon.
Comet-Royal
Song List
Last Resort...Papa Roach
The Diary if Jane...Breaking Benjamin
Let Me Go...3 Doors Down
Truth...Seether
Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites...Skrillex
Need Your Heart...Adventure Club
Sweet Nothing...Calvin Harris
Doomsday...Nero
Crave You...Flight Facilities
What It's Like...Everlasting
Wet Sand...Red Hot Chili Peppers
Come Together...The Beatles
Smells Like Teen Spirit...
Nirvana
No Big Thing...Lit
What I Got...Subline
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Homestuck Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of Homestuck oneshots. Cover made by @IHWrites DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to Andrew Hussie.
