Homestuck Oneshots

Sollux X Reader

AN: This was requested by JohnDaveLife. As I said with the Tavros X Reader, I really hope this isn't crap.

Word count: 633 

He was my enemy from day one.

He was always making jokes about me. Talking about me to other people. Trying to make me sound less like the fierce pirate I am and more like a child.

His name is Sollux Captor.

And I hate him.

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My ship sailed out of the harbor into the open sea without a hitch.
We had been on the water for about three hours when the lookout spotted a ship approaching from behind.

The ship pulled alongside mine and I recognized her as The Psionic, Captor's ship.

"Hey (l/n). We're here for you!" Captor called over from his place on the rigging of his ship.

"You won't take me without a fight!" I yelled back.

He smirked, "So be it."

His crew flooded onto my ship and in no time at all there were little skirmishes going on all over the deck.

Captor sauntered over to me.

"Hello Captain (F/N). Care for a fight?" He asked as he drew his sword.

I smirked and free my sword as well, "Don't mind if I do."

We started out slowly but before long we were dashing back and forth across the deck.

Five minutes after we started fighting he had me backed against the main mast with his sword at my neck.

"So it seems that I have you trapped," he said with a big smirk.

"I suppose so."

He tied my wrists behind my back and with his sword still at my neck he grabbed a rope and we swung across to his ship.

"Captain!" I heard my second in command yell.

"It's fine you have the ship until I return!" I yelled back.

We landed on the deck and Captor called for his crew to retreat seeing as he had what he came for.

Captor took me below deck and shoved me into his own rooms. He locked me in a closet and walked out of his rooms laughing.

I slumped onto the floor, dejected. He had taken all of my weapons and all but the bottom layer of clothes that I had on.

I decided to get some sleep while I could, because there is no telling what Captor is going to force me to do. He's probably going to force me to clean the entire ship.

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It turns out he had other reasons for kidnapping me.

Apparently he thinks I'm attractive and wants me to like him. I don't know how he thinks that after all he's done to me I'll like him.

Every night he comes to me and asks if I've changed my mind, and every time he comes I say the same thing. "No and I never will."

For the past week he's been doing thing to try to win my affection. He gave me a room that wasn't a closet. He brought me clean clothes. He even stopped at a port and bought me good food.

I have to admit right now I have always had feelings for him, but I will never admit that to him.

~~~~~

Sollux walked in through the door of my room.

"So. Have you changed your mind?"

I looked up at him from my position on the floor where I had been reading a book.

"If I said yes would you let me go?"

I could tell this threw him off a bit seeing as it wasn't my usual answer.

He gaped at me.

I smirked, "If you let me go back to my ship maybe I'll consider rethinking my opinion of you."

He just stood there staring at me like I was insane.

"I-I umm. You know what I'm tired of doing this every day. I'll let you go."

~~~~~

He located my ship after a few days of asking around and immediately set a course for interception.

It took another day to reach my ship.

I woke up that morning feeling triumphant. After all I had outlasted the great Captain Sollux Captor.

As I was about to hop over onto my ship I sauntered over to Captor and grabbed him by his shoulders, pulling him into a quick passionate kiss.

I pulled away a couple of seconds later and with a wink I jumped onto my ship.

"Good to see all of you again! Why don't we set sail!"

As I looked over onto the Psionic I could see her captain gaping at me with a look on his face that very much resembled a fish.

I grinned at him and waved.

"I won!" I yelled at him.

AN: I don't even know what this is. I'm sorry JohnDaveLife for this piece of crap. I hope you enjoyed it anyway.

Bye
Comet-Royal