Pregnancy Series ➝ L.P

Pregnancy Series (Liam Payne)

Chapter O1

"Lucy, you make no sense," I told the short blonde who was on about how employers at TopShop should receive a fifty percent discount instead of a thirty percent discount. Of course I wouldn't mind the change in regulations, but she had the tendency to babble on leaving listeners completely aroused.

"It makes complete sense Mia you just never pay any atten-" 

Her voice was silenced and exchanged with a squeal before pulling my wrist and bringing me back behind the corner we just turned. I looked down, observing the spots on my thigh that was now growing red from being pelted by a minuscular metal ball. -Bibi guns- i thought to myself.

"Bleeding hell Liam!" I hollered.

"It wasn't me, i swear that was Andy." He pleaded in between his casual laughter.

"Andy can't shoot like fifty bibi gun balls at Mia in under that time" she retorted in a similar tone as mine.

"I can try" Andy replied before he began rapidly firing at the neighboring apartment door. Lucy and I immediately scrambled out of site of the corridor and into the next one. Poor Mr.Andrews, he has been the most recent victim of Andy's shenanigans and has not been happy about it. Well, at least his threats to involve law enforcement tell me so.

The distant sound of muffled shouts sent Lucy and me into fits of laughter that had to be covered quickly and aggressively or this whole act would be on our heads.

I heard the sound of scattering shoes against the grey, stiff carpet and the sound of a door slamming falling into perfect sync as Mr.Andrews door swung open. The obscenities he was mumbling was audible through the corridor as he marched down to Liam and I's apartment.

There was a harsh knock against a door, a long pause and the clicking sound of a door unlatching itself, creaking open slowly. 

"I reckon you know where Mr. Andy Samuels is aye?" Mr. Andrews voice roughly echoed through the corridor walls.

"Nope actually, i'm home alone at the moment Mia will be here any minute." He explained, emphasizing his voice for the last few words almost as a plead for me to join in since i was probably the only one Mr. Andrews actually liked and cooperated with on this floor. I chuckled to myself turning the corner already seeing Liam standing outside the door desperately looking around avoiding Mr. Andrews instigative glare. As soon as Liam caught sight of Lucy and I coming closer his face relaxed a bit knowing i would take care if the situation, like always.

"Hey Mr.Andrews how are you doing?" I said warmly, approaching him and sending him a small hug.

He let out a large sigh, stuttering to start the beginning of his sentence due to age but he quickly got on.

"Oh there killing me Mia, that Andy Samuels is at it again and if i see him here again i'm gonna pull out the paddle from my day and teach him a lesson or two"

I smiled at this, patting his shoulder. "Oh Andy, I'm afraid i just saw him run right past me when i was on my way here."

He shoved me aside starting to walk and instead of entering his apartment again, turned the corner leaving his front door open. Shrugging i turned around giving Liam a pointed look.

"Is this was you're going to be doing for your year break? Inviting Andy so he can potentially cause our neighbor a stroke?"

"You love it though babe" he responded giving me a sweet and chaste kiss on the lips before giving Lucy a friendly kiss on the cheek and greeting her. Andy popped his head out of the bathroom door and then stepped out doubling over in laughter.