Day 3
Although It's usually my aim to bore you with the details today I will just skip right to what's got me feeling so awkward. Why do I feel awkward you ask? Because I was never fully aware of just how single I was until I stepped into makeout-topia aka homeroom. The teacher aka supervisor was just outside the door talking to the teacher who teached in the classroom just across the hallway all the while the students were inside the classroom eating each others faces like ballistic cannibals (kissing).
Yep, safe to say I was the only single sole organism among those drooling, lip locking beasts. Bah!
"I love you baby," Is what I heard. Lord forbid I actually remember that girls name. It started with a C I know but meh, really wasn't that important. Not like we were friends.
My eyebrow was raised the whole period as I listened to them whisper sweet nothings to each other and all I could think was by next week she'd be as single as the dollar bill I didn't have in my pocket.
SOMETIMES I'M SO ACCURATE I SCARE MYSELF!
No I didn't skip to next week this junk just happened a hour and 20 minutes later in our next period. I had history with the boyfriend, and sadly the girlfriend did not because if she did she'd be able to witness this betrayal first hand.
Yep her so called lover boy just locked lips with another chick who wasn't her. The kiss was quick and sweet but I sholl saw it. (Tryna be slick) I tried my best to pretend I wasn't looking but I ain't gonna lie, I was all up in they kool-aid. I looked from her to him then back down at my desk only to repeat the same sequence.
OOO WEEE!
Times like these I'm actually glad I'm single (Insert laugh here)
And I know what you're thinking, I should run back and tell the innocent and unsuspecting girlfriend that her boyfriend is a trifling, cheating, unloyal, son of a gun right? Nope! That's the type of stuff you watch from a distance. And as the guy who I have yet to learn about said, "I ain't in that!"
I politely face toward the front of the class and think nothing about it the rest of the class period. It's messed up but with his level of messiness I'm more than certain the girl will find out eventually.
Day 3- End
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