Lakes, insults, and spanks

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Author's note: loves, anybody know what chapter this is ? I sure as heck don't ! In this chapter, uncle Nathan and I both get in a fair amount of trouble !

Age: 9

Nathan's pov

My brothers said that we're gonna spend the day on lake Isabelle. We haven't had a day off in so long, it isn't even funny. I pack a bag, then go to make sure that Chiquita is packed for the day. I enter her room and am met by a hurled flying object, Chiquita and I are in a bit of a fight as of right now. Let me explain. Lucy and I started fighting a few days ago. She says I started it, I say she started it. I might've sorta started it, but heck no am I gonna admit it ! I dodge the flying object by a hair. Yipes ! I pick it up, and realize its simba, her lion. I decide to be a bit mean, what're 16 year old uncles for ?! I hide her lion under my shirt, and walk out. Chiquita stops me. She realizes that I've "borrowed" simba and isn't pleased.

She snaps "give simba to me now."

I prompt "manners please, Chiquita ?"

She pouts and whines "please uncle Nathan ?"

I decide to be mean, and not give in. I start to walk away, Chiquita follows me. She tries to grab simba. I won't let her, though.

Chiquita yells " fine ! You don't have to give me simba ! Go jump in a

lake !"

She runs off crying.

I yell "here's an idea: take a long walk off a short pier !"

Oops, maybe that was louder than I thought. Bubba Tom comes walking up to me, livid.

Tom's pov

Nathan just said that. He really just told luc to do that. I thought he had a few more screws than that, but they're apparently loose. I hope not, but it's a possibility. I give Nathan a hazel eyed glare, he's dead. Grabbing him by his bicep, I walk him into his room. I give him five hard swats on the way. Once inside his room, I shut and lock the door. I walk Nathan to his bed, dumping him in an ungraceful heap over my knees. Nathan's too tall to fit neatly over one knee, so I dump him face down over both. I drop his trousers, warning "Nathan Ryan. Don't fight me. You get twenty, it can be thirty, though."

I don't wait a response, cause more than likely, I won't get one. I give Nathan all twenty, he does good. He doesn't even fight me at all. I end it, pulling Nathan into a cuddle.

He whines "me sorry, bubba !"

I keep cuddling him. Nathan explains what happened, there's another bottom in for being sore. Lucy's.

Author's note: chapter whatever isn't over yet, loves ! Hope you like !

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