Whatever ? Oh no !

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Author's note: hey loves ! I'm back ! New chapter ! In this chapter I learn the concept of "do as I say, and as I do." I learn this lesson from daddy jay and bubba Tom.

Age: 9

Jay's pov

"Skye ! C'mere please !"

I call Skye downstairs. Before you even ask, no, she's not busted. I want her to come eat lunch with us. Skye stomps in, mad.

Skye sasses "can I help you ? If not, bye."

Skye turns to leave, leaving her bottom open for swats. I take advantage, and land two. Skye blocks her bottom, giving me a death look. Oh, if looks could kill. I'd be six feet under the ground right now. Yipes !

I grab Skye before she can flee. I pull her in against my body, then warn "nope. Don't think so. Don't even try."

She pulls the super cute pouty lip look. Her crooked little smile and that look can melt hearts of stone. Skye gives me the crooked little smile that I mentioned earlier. I decide to let her off the figurative hook, this time. I take Skye to the table, and deposit her in a chair.

I tell her "Skye, do not even try it."

Skye does a mega no no. She has the bravery to roll her eyes at me. Not smart. Rolling eyes at daddy ? Mega no no ! Skye digs herself deeper into a hole by smiling cheekily at me.

Skye gets mouthy and says "whatever daddy."

Well, that's it. She's dead. Whatever doesn't fly with me, just ask Nathan.

He discovered it the hard way. I beckon to Skye, then start walking. Hopefully she'll follow. Skye doesn't. I discover this after I hear a yelp. I glance back, Tom has Skye by her arm. He brings her to me.

Tom says stern "Lucy your daddy wants you. Oh and one more thing: we don't say whatev to bubba, and we most definitely don't try to run, little girl. You're skating on ultra thin ice with me."

Skye nods her agreement. Tom smacks her bottom again, then passes her to me. I take Skye to my bedroom. Once there, she gets dumped on my bed. Skye scoots as far away from me as possible. It's not as if I can't get her, though. I prove this by grabbing her and gently dumping her over my knees. Skye's gotten too big to fit safely over one knee. It can be mega frustrating ! Like seriously, no joke ! I pin Skye by laying an arm on her.

I state "Skye, you gonna get 25 on your panties. Fight me, bare."

She nods sadly, and says "me

sowwy !"

I gently rub circles on her back, I'd rather her not pass out. She's been known to do so. She'll hold her breath and won't release it. The first time it happened scared us all to death. We were at six flags, and I refused to let her buy something. She got it, anyway. I said no, and the little bugger got Nathan to buy it. You can bet that got her smacks. Anyway we're going down memory lane. Back to now. I flip up her dress, preparing. Ya, got it in one. My daughter is a girly girl, so sue me. I start by peppering the middle of her bottom with swats. Skye yelps. Did I mention I hit hard ? There I just did. I move on to her cheeks. They get five, then her thighs. They get four hard ones. Last her undercurve and her sit spots. They get twelve hard ones. After that, I scoop Skye up into a cuddle. She sobs into my shoulder.

Author's note: not quite over yet, loves ! Hope you liked it ! I tried !

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