Fading Angels [SPN Fanfic]

Nut Balls and Jerks

The clock took forever. Tic tock tic tock. "Oh for the love of god, be tomorrow!" Finally the led light changed. I woke my cat and got out of bed. I imagined an outfit and I was instantly dressed. I brushed my hair and picked up Apollo. I marched off the property and declared. "We're free!"

"Is that so?" a male's voice questioned behind me. I spun around and grabbed a baseball bat out of thin air. The man wasn't there. Apollo looked offended at being dropped and so I held him tighter to me.

I had reached the trees and stopped to take a breather. "Going somewhere?" This time I saw the man. "Stay away!" The man approached me and I backed away. Apollo jumped and hid in some bushes. "Relax. Chocolate?" He offered some Hershey's Kisses. I stayed still and speechless. "Okay Sugar."

He grabbed my hand with one hand and my waist with his other hand. He pulled me into a dance and twirled me around in circles. I slowly eased up and almost didn't notice the second man with knife. The knife wasn't a knife. It was a sword. I screamed and jumped away. The first man sighed. "You couldn't wait until I was finished?"

"Stay away from me!" I screamed. I ran one way and then another. I tripped and fell into the second man's arms. For being a man trying to kill me he was extremely hot. His blue eyes were piercing. "Wait!" I shouted. He hadn't stabbed me yet so I guess that's progress. The first man caught up. The second man's face was inches from mine. "Oh so you get to have your fun? Is that how it works Cassy?" The second man lifted me up and not taking his eyes from mine he talked to his friend. "Balthazar killing someone is not fun."

The first man, Balthazar, walked up to me. "Oh so you weren't-?" Balthazar broke off. "Castiel you always were so oblivious and you still are. So what? Last words?" Castiel nodded.

"Umm okay. Please I have to make sure Apollo is okay!" I cried. At the sound of his name he ran over purring. I held him and cried as the two men looked on at my situation. Castiel had a straight face and Balthazar seemed to think me nuts.

"Apollo," I sniffed. "I will miss you. You are the best friend I've ever had. Okay the only one. "When you join me I will visit kitty heaven and bring you pieces of greasy bacon." I sat crying into his fur and stared into his sun golden eyes.

When I had finally controlled myself I looked up at the men. "Why do you want to kill me?"  I was angry. But who wouldn't be? These two jerks were trying to kill me!

Castiel answered. "Because you are dangerous." Okay now I just stared at them. "Dangerous? I'm eighteen!"

Balthazar elbowed Castiel. "She's legal Cassy." It was in a strange language but I understood it. This made me roll my eyes. At least Balthazar wasn't into killing me. "Who the hell are you?"

Castiel had tilted his head in confusion at Balthazar's joke. At my question he stepped forward. "We are angels of the Lord."

Angels of the Lord? Where do these nutballs come up with it. Like seriously. Angels? Angel's don't kill people, especially eighteen year old cat ladies.

"Uh yeah sure." I nodded my head sarcastically. "But you see there is no such thing as angels or God. Besides if there even was a God, he is a jerk."

So I kinda turned on the whole God existing thing since my life is hell. Seriously! Half the time people think of me as an alien. Well screw them. I was leaving to live with Apollo and start an actual life. Of course I apparently didn't seem to realize that saying God is a jerk might just piss off hot nutballs that thought they were angels. Dammit.

Castiel's eyes turned cold and he raised his sword. Balthazar stopped him. "Cass stop. I like this girl. She is an angel herself and thinks God is a jerk." I backed away cautiously. "Okay you guys don't make a lick of sense. You are nut balls." I turned to make a run for it and Balthazar appeared leaning against a tree. He's incredibly fast.

"Darling let me explain first." Balthazar said with unintrest. "An angel hacked your mother to do PG 18 stuff and you were a result. Congratz."

Okay neither of those jerks were expecting what was coming next but hey I am a girl, they are trying to kill me, making jokes about my life, what do you expect?

"SHUT YOUR FRIGGIN' MOUTH! I AM HAVING A BAD EFFEN WEEK! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR NERD CRAP. I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE MURDERERS, RAPISTS OR GOD KNOWS WHAT BUT I WANT SOME FRIGGIN' ME TIME! BUG ME AGAIN AND I WILL FRY YOUR LOWER BRAINS WITH A BASEBALL BAT! JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE."

I walked right past the 'angels' and gave them the bird.